Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Can you please don't cook curry???

I'm an FT. Even so, I think this is ridiculous. 看了就賭懶...

I love curry by the way.

Apparently, if you are fucking PRC, Singapore gahmen loves you. Nabeh, this would not have happened in Malaysia.

I would not have said that to my neighbor, let alone file a complaint. It's just bad manners. Which fucking PRC got manners?

There's this fucking PRC that lives near our block. Every weekend the fucking cocksucker plays his fucking Er Hu (a string instrument for those of you ignorant cocksuckers) at the void deck.

You cannot fucking play at home meh? Why must you play in the void deck? So, I tak boleh tahan liao and I called the police and told them I'm going to go down and slap the fucker unless they go and ask him to stop playing. Fifteen minutes later, the fucking er hu stopped.

Victory for me right? Wrong!!!! Next week, the fucking PRC is at it again!!!! I swear I wanna fucking move back to KL.

The other point is that Singapore civil servants are pretty much fucking retards. Even so, they still fucking get their regular bonus. I got a right to complain about that, cause I pay taxes too. Case in point, the CMC mediator below.

[and then after we all complained, she said she did not do it, read here. I say, lan chiao!!]


When neighbours disagree ...
by Quek Sue Wen Carolyn
Case 1: A family, who had just moved here from China, had resorted to mediation because they could not stand the smell of curry that their Singaporean Indian neighbours would often cook. The Indian family, who were mindful of their neighbour's aversion, had already taken to closing their doors and windows whenever they cooked the dish, but this was not enough.

"They said: 'Can you please do something? Can you don't cook curry? Can you don't eat curry?'," said Madam Marcellina Giam, a Community Mediation Centre mediator. But the Indian family stood firm. In the end, Mdm Giam got the Indian family to agree to cook curry only when the Chinese family was not home. In return, they wanted their Chinese neighbours to at least give their dish a try.


Friday, August 5, 2011

Something is not right...

Just saw this piece of news which I is think is fucking stupid:

Aug 4, 2011

Burglar who stole $2 in break-in jailed 2 years

A MALAYSIAN was given the minimum two years' jail on Thursday for housebreaking and theft of a cash register containing $2. DESMOND WEE

A MALAYSIAN was given the minimum two years' jail on Thursday for housebreaking and theft of a cash register containing $2.

Ansar Anwar, 24, pleaded guilty to breaking into Sakae Sushi at Parco Bugis Junction and stealing the cash on June 28, 2011.

He used to work there as a cleaner from 2007 to 2009.

He arrived in Singapore two days earlier to look for a job and to borrow money from a friend.
When he could not find a job or locate his friend, he decided to break into the restaurant by forcing open the back door.

He could have been jailed for up to 14 years.

In contrast this is another piece of news last year.

Driver nods off at wheel, crashes into elderly couple

By Pearly Tan
October 30, 2010

When he got into his car to drive home, he had been awake for about 22 hours and had drunk two small glasses of wine.

Five minutes before reaching his Shunfu flat, Ng Jui Chuan, 34, a sales manager, nodded off at the wheel and lost control of his car.

It hit an elderly couple who were walking to church.

The accident at about 6.50am on Nov 8 last year along Upper Thomson Road killed Madam Mok Sow Loon, 76, and injured her husband, Mr Wee Song Mong, also 76.

Before Mr Wee could get over his grief, tragedy struck again less than a month later. He was diagnosed with advanced-stage liver and lung cancer and is terminally ill.

On Thursday, Ng, who has an MBA from the UK, was fined $9,500 and disqualified from driving for three years.

He had claimed trial to one charge each of causing death through a rash act and causing hurt through a rash act.

For causing death through a negligent act, Ng could have been jailed two years and fined.

For causing hurt through a negligent act, he could have been jailed six months and fined $2,500.


So KILL SOMEONE WITH YOUR CAR, fine you $10k BUT steal $2 and you fucking go to jail for 2 years and get butt-fucked by some ah neh.

I don't know what to say.

Shame on you.

Recently a PRC student in Singapore made a video making fun of the locals.

Immediately, there was a big hoohaa about how some FT insulted the locals and therefore this cocksucker must be hanged or something to that effect.

In the end, the fag was expelled from his school and ran back to PRC.

Then, some sensible natives wrote to say along the line of "hey take a look at the mirror, we are fucking racists too. Why is it that we have double standard? When people make fun of us, we get our panties in a twist."

Story of PRC Fag went up against Sinkies and Lost.

Then in the comments section, you have this fucking cocksucker (typical of Singaporean mentality, my wife talks like that also whenever we fight) that says, oh, there's a difference, we ONLY do this, but he did that. That means he is guilty as hell and we are innocent, and therefore we are JUSTIFIED for being a fucking bunch of morons as a society. You can read what this fucktard says below and you'll get my point.

Singapore as a nation should be ashamed of fucktards like this.

"To compare what Wang has done to What Singaporeans do is quite, in my opinion, unfair. Firstly, most derogatory remarks we make are in a personal capacity, often within small groups of friends as jokes. What Wang has done was deliberately and intentionally put his views on the internet which is available to everyone to view. From this action we can see that he actually meant what he said, and not in a joking manner as he claimed. This makes a very big difference, as in the case where friends who insult each other with swear words like ‘f***ing idiot’ or the likes are laughed off, yet when shouted at a stranger more likely than not gets you beaten up.
Secondly, Singaporeans who have made such remarks on the social media have been caught and shamed in the mainstream media, ala the three kids on Facebook. Thus for Wang to be able to ‘escape’ punishment seems to be a bit much for people to take."

On the matter of language proficiency, the PRC is actually right. Singaporeans can't speak either Mandarin or English!!! So do Malaysians, but at least we got excuse because we live in a predominantly Malayu country and the official language is Bahasa Malayu.

Sinkies on the other hand have got no excuse!!! Even your own people thought so, read here.

Don't get me started on my wife whose incorrect usage of the word "ever" is fucking hilarious. To her it is "You ever?" instead of "Have you?".

And the best part is that she is real proud of the handicap. Go figure.

Tuesday, August 2, 2011


This is NTU Valedictorian Trinetta Chong.

What kind of fucking name is "Trinetta"? Sounds like a fucking Nigerian porn star.

Her English is fucking atrocious. She said the fuck word, I on the other hand wonder in which way she liked to be fucked.

Anyway, there was some big hoo-haa about it. You know how uptight fucking Singaporeans cocksuckers are.

Imagine if George Carlin is Singaporean? Which in and of itself is an oxymoron, because how can Singapore produce such a genius like him.

In memory of George, here's a video of his finest work: