Saturday, December 22, 2012

I'm back

Wow, it has been a long time since my last blog post...

been really busy...

some random thought:

  1. Been promoted to manage business for 3 countries... heavy responsibilities but never been happier.
  2. If i ever complain about traffic in Singapore, someone please remind me of traffic in Jakarta... it is total madness...
  3. Still I hate fucking living in Singapore where I have to pay S$80,000 for just the COE. That is stupid and it really piss me off.
  4. I read about the woman that gave blowjobs just to win a contract for a few hundred K. That's just poor business development and closing skill. Fuck, for that size of contract, it only warrants a nice dinner.
  5. There were a lot of news that happened in the last six months that I wanna comment but no time...
  6. But if you see what has happened in totality, I can only say Singapore is becoming a fucked up country. Not as bad as a banana republic, but certainly not as highly regarded as before, especially the non-corruption part. 
  7. Year end is approaching... this year has been fruitful and generally happy.
  8. So I count my blessings... my knuckle head wife and my two funny children.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

Thursday, July 26, 2012

Greed and 30 cents

Today I had the McDonald's 6pc Chicken Nuggets and one pack of curry sauce.


I didn't need a 2nd or 3rd packet of sauce. Singaporean are a greedy lot. Why complain about have to pay 30 cents for a 3rd packet of sauce? 2 packets are more than enough.

There was a lady sitting alone beside me. Her age was about 40+. She didn't look like a working person and she only had tea on her table, no food.

That seemed unusual. Then it occurred to me that she was on the phone talking to someone (most likely a friend.

Her husband is having an affair (presumably one of those SME towkay).

Apparently, his defense was that other woman did not demand for anything. Of which the wife pointed out that he already promoted her to a supervisor position. So, that means he screwed one of his workers.

Kinda sad. I feel sorry for her.

Monday, July 23, 2012

WHY SO STUPID???

Disclaimer No. 1: I think Singaporean journalists are idiots. I'm not sure how many of them studied Journalism in university or if indeed they have a degree at all. In a materialistic society, if you have to take Journalism, you have got to be at the bottom of the barrel.

Disclaimer No. 2: I Fucking hate PRC.

Disclaimer No. 3: Although I'm not a hater of Singaporeans in general, I'm not a big fan either.

Whew.... that's a lot of fucking disclaimers...

The reason for the above is as follows:

Stomp - Singaporean Seen is usually full of crap posted by bored and moronic Singaporeans. I generally read the stuff there when I have nothing better to do at work. It's crap but at least you get a sense of how fucked up this society is.

But then this happens - Stomp which is owned by SPH actually hired some fucking PRC to create content for the fucking site.

Had they created content relating to Singapore, it would've been "arguably ok".

but no, they created content about fucking happenings in PRC for their own fucking people on a website that is SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT SINGAPORE AND SINGAPOREAN.

THAT IS FUCKED UP.

See below:

Full Report at www.tremeritus.com

And lo and behold, the Stomp Team actually replied and admitted that they are from China, hired by SPH:



The Stomp Team said, “We are employed by Singapore Press Holdings and yes we are from China. Our goals are not pro-China. We are reporting what is news-worthy and whatever we feel can excite the readers into writing their views [what a fucking PRC moron!!!]. Stomp practises free-will expressions where anyone can write anything. If you have anything you are unhappy about please write to us with your concerns.”

After the revelation that the Stomp Team is from China, the netizens got even angrier:

YellowHat: STOMP Team, FU** the whole team of PRC SH**! We are not interested in the happening in your C*ee by* Hole Country and will care less even if a China made nuclear reactor explode in your shi”"y land!

justathough: SG news should be managed by SG, after all is our home affair. What outsiders know abt home affair? No wonder our SG graduate has difficulty to get a job.
After receiving flak from Singaporean netizens and creating a storm, the Stomp Team then quietly removed their own posting but not before some netizens had taken a screenshot of it (see above picture).

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Even as an FT, I find this to be so insensitive by SPH I'm literally lost for words. If this happens in Malaysia, you will already have demo in front of fucking SPH office and burning of PRC flag on the same day.

I think very soon you are going to see Singaporeans clashing with PRCs on the streets in Singapore. Who knows what will happen when you push your own people against the wall like that. Ironically all the ministers are shouting about "integration" on a daily basis and it seems like they are clueless as to what's happening on the ground and what to do about it.

Apparently, this guy is quite popular (the reason of his popularity escapes me), and apparently he will be the next PM of Singapore.



Hmmmm... You just wait and see.


Wednesday, June 27, 2012

I Also Want To Be Rich

Today I'm very pissed off when I read the news, I found out that:

This fucker chee bai pastor Kong Hee got arrested...

I'm NOT angry


  • because his name is Kong Hee. What kind of fucking stupid name is that? You mean his fucking sister's name is "Huat Chai" isit??
  • that he allegedly stole money which the followers donated...well they fucking deserves each other. The best part is that same followers are still "unwavering" in their support...
  • that there are actually people that believe in his bullshit.... as in "if you give me more money, you'll will be richer.."
  • that he used the money for his wife... the wife is so fucking ugly and was probably butt-fucked by some niggers black person while she was making music videos. Well, they say love is blind, right?
I AM FUCKING ANGRY BECAUSE...

NOW it is soooooooooo much more difficult for ME to start a church... the fucker totally spoils the market for everyone.

This is my wife:


now she is giving me ALL KINDS OF SHIT BECAUSE SHE ALSO WANTS TO START HER MUSIC CAREER IN LA!!!!

Where am I going to find the money???

YOU TELL ME LA!!!!

Friday, June 8, 2012

The Strange Little Red Dot

Singapore was called a little "Red Dot" because it allegedly acted like an asshole and pissed off some Indonesian.

Anyway, I've lived here almost 5 years and I fucking hated every minute of it, except my MILFy wife and my two "chilwen".

You see this is a country where the police was very quick to arrest the lady who did this:


but of all the police force together cannot catch loan sharks to the extend this happens every fucking day:



This is a country where they say you must pay your civil servants millions of dollars per year

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

and YET they cannot use all that money to get a prostitute to suck their cock and must ask their supplier to do so.

http://news.asiaone.com/News/Latest%2BNews/Singapore/Story/A1Story20120608-351262.html

This is a country where there are miles and miles of highway with thousands of idiotic drivers...

and yet NO traffic police on the road. [Of course this may not be true but I have been driving here for 5 fucking years and I have, NEVER, YES, NEVER seen a TP on the road.]

This is a country where they drive like a fucking lamb on their own roads, and then when they cross over to my country and they drive like it is THEIR GRANFATHER'S ROAD!!!


and when they get caught, they don't want to pay up!!!

Then when their old people need some support, they say:

Not in My Backyard

Do they not realize that they themselves will become old too?

And then they push an old lady off a bus [causing her to fall], they blame it on the fact that

they couldn't find a job [also again it is FT's fault]

in the end, the police let them go!!!!! And these guys as well.