Growth Dividend & Election

My wife called me and happily told me that she has received her Growth Dividend to the tune of S$600.00

That my friend is RM1,440.00!!!!!!! That is RM1,440.00 more than what the fucking UMNO has given me in my whole fucking life.

When I ask her who is she going to vote for this weekend, she replied without missing a beat: "Opposition!"

Note to PAP: I'm a FT. I'm neutral. Please don't punish me because my wife is not voting for you. Hahaha.