Thursday, September 29, 2011

Namewee Fucks UTUSAN 黃明志幹五毒散

See the Malay bitch below (the one on the left):


Her name is Fauziah Arof. She's a reporter from UTUSAN. And you take a look at her and you can tell she's from some kampong. Totally no education and half literate. But heh, Malaysia Boleh, the cocksuckers at UTUSAN decided to give her a PC and a keyboard.

So she thought she very clever and go write a stupid article about the Nasi Lemak 2.0 movie, without watching it. [Hey, cunt! Even if he was being racist, you cocksuckers started it FIRST!!! Have you heard of NEP??? Fucking retard!]

Why?

Because she said Namewee was a racist. Never mind that the movie featured quite a few local movie stars from other races, including hers.

Looks at the picture below: WTF is THAT??? You fucking call that racial harmony? 1Malaysia? To say you will spill Chinese blood? See what I mean about you cocksuckers started it first?? Fuck you bitch!!



But it is not entirely her fault, you can't blame her too much for being stupid.

It is the cocksucker editors at UTUSAN who are fucking openly racist that did not put her on a leash.

Of course, our Namewee was not going to sit there and let those cocksuckers slime the ENTIRE NATION OF RAKYAT, right?

So, let it rip, buddy:


This is a back-up upload (same video) in case they pull the video from YouTube.

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Lesbos on Board

Hum Yee declares that he has TOTALLY no issue whatsoever if any lesbos want to DO IT in front of him.


The only question is where's the fucking popcorn??





Former "The L Word" star Leisha Hailey complained in a stream of Twitter messages on Monday that she and a girlfriend were kicked off a Southwest Airlines flight in a dispute over their kissing on a plane.
Hailey, 40, tweeted that a flight attendant had told her that Southwest "was a 'family' airline and kissing was not ok," and that she and her companion were then "escorted off the plane for getting upset about the issue."
"SouthwestAir endorses homophobic employees," she tweeted. "Since when is showing affection toward someone you love illegal? I want to know what Southwest Airlines considers a 'family.'"
She went on to tweet: "Boycott SouthwestAir if you are gay. They don't like us."
Hailey, who starred on Showtime network's "The L Word" as Alice, a bisexual magazine writer and radio host, also demanded a public apology.
The airline issued a statement saying initial reports it received about the incident "indicate that we received several passenger complaints characterizing the behavior as excessive."
"Our crew, responsible for the comfort of all customers on board, approached the passengers based solely on behavior and not gender," the airline said. "The conversation escalated to a level that was better resolved on the ground, as opposed to in flight."
The statement concluded: "We regret any circumstance where a passenger does not have a positive experience on Southwest and we are ready to work directly with the passengers involved to offer our heartfelt apologies for falling short of their expectation."
An airline spokesman declined to comment beyond the prepared statement.
The incident comes a little over three weeks after another celebrity, Green Day rocker Billie Joe Armstrong, was complained he was booted from a Southwest flight in Oakland, California, because he was wearing his baggy pants too low.

Friday, September 23, 2011

WHAT IS CNB (Central Narcotics Bureau) SMOKING???

Singaporeans love to look down upon Malaysians like me.

The cocksuckers call us "Mudlanders". As in, we are from Kuala Lumpur, therefore we are rolling in mud.

In a way, we Malaysians sometimes kind of put up with that kind of shit from Singaporean cocksuckers because our gahment and civil servants are so fucked up. By comparison, Singaporean gahment is perceived to be so much more efficient and ACCURATE.

Then I read in the news about how these super-human Singaporean authorities publish data that is TOTALLY INCORRECT FOR THREE FUCKING YEARS.

And the mistake is not 10 here and 20 there.

Look at the chart below, in one of those years, the figure is actually out by almost 1,000!!!

Some cocksuckers in CNB is going to get his ass fucked by the Minister so bad that he will not be able to walk for few weeks.

The other and MORE IMPORTANT question is: were the CNB cocksuckers doing lines of coke when they were working on their spreadsheet???

THAT'S WHAT HUM YEE WANTS TO KNOW!!!!

So next time a Singaporean COCKSUCKER calls me "mud", I'm going to fucking punch him in the mouth.





SINGAPORE - The Central Narcotics Bureau (CNB) announced on Thursday that its drug abuser arrests have been under-reported since 2008 due to a miscalculation.
The cause of the mistake was attributed to a new IT system and changed the way it tabulated statistics, said CNB Director Ng Boon Gay, reiterating that the CNB takes full responsibility for the error.
It released the correct data on Thursday that showed that had been more drug abusers being arrested since 2008, as compared to what had been initially reported.
The Straits Times reported that the new figures show that the number of arrests in 2008 was actually 2,537 instead of 1,925.
In 2009 the number rose to 2,616, instead of the previously reported 1,883. While last year, 2,887 drug abusers were arrested, an increase from the 1,805 reflected in the 2010 statistics.
Though the mistake was only discovered in March, and only incomplete statistics were reported, it did not affect any of the individual cases of drug abuse the bureau handled, said Mr Ng.
The figures do not have any impact on the bureau's enforcement efforts because strategy and planning relies on projected figures and ground intelligence, and not historical figures he said.
Despite the incorrect picture painting a rosier picture of the situation, the bureau said it had stepped up enforcement efforts in the past three years, launching an average of 4,900 raids a year, compared to 3,400 in 2007. It also spent more on anti-drug education, an average of $1.24 million a year compared to $1.05 million in 2007.

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Cocksucker!!!

Cocksucker.

This has to be the most interesting word ever created. 

Is it one word or two words?

Is it Cock Sucker or Cocksucker? I think it is the latter.

This is a wonderful word. You can use it in so many ways and so many types of people. But some how you don't hear people in Singapore say that.

I like to say it a lot. It is really versatile. For emphasis, you can always add "mother fucking" before it.

"You cocksucker", it has so much punch to it when it rolls off your tongue.

You use it on real estate agents, citibank tele-marketer, summon auntie, the stupid cashier at Zara, your boss, your wife, your dentist, your dog...

These are some of the things you might say.

1) "That COV is toooooo much cocksucker!"
2) "Cocksucker that hurts"
3) "Suck my cock, you cocksucker."
4) "Why summon me? I was parking here for two minutes to use the ATM you cocksucker..."
5) "I quit, you cocksucker!"
6) "Cocksucker, come here"
7) "Call this number again and I will kill your whole family, cocksucker."
8) "What do you mean you don't have size 42? cocksucker."
9) "Cocksucker, where's the steak I ordered?"
10) "Signal when you change lane, cocksucker!!"
11) "That cocksucker..." you can say it in disdain, in disrespect, in awe, in indifference. In fact, you can even use it to refer to a inanimate object. 


Or you can just simply say: "Cocksucker" at anyone or anything or any direction.
You see? Easy, right?

Try it say something and then throw in the cocksucker anywhere you want.

It's cool.

Before you know it, you'll be saying it like I do. Cocksucker.