Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Can you see my dick?

Why are we ashamed of our body and sexuality?

I often jack off in my living room. And I have absolutely no problem if my neighbor gets to see my schlong.

So, I'm pretty shocked to read the news below. Not because scams like these exist and that people do fall for it.

But:
  1. A 22 year old boy has got close to $100,000 cash?
  2. He gave it away because someone threatened to put a video of his masturbation online?
Heck, if I got that kind of dough... 
  1. I would fly to London, Paris, NY, and pay for the best pussy anyone can buy.
  2. Withdraw all the cash from the bank, spread it allover my bed, lie on them and jack off. Make a video and post it on porn tube MYSELF!!!
So what I said in my previous post [click here] is completely spot on.

Amen.

Six arrested over webcam love scam

POLICE have busted an Internet love-scam syndicate comprising six individuals who allegedly extorted about $100,000 from at least five victims by threatening to circulate compromising videos of them.
The suspects, comprising three men and three women aged between 17 and 47, were nabbed yesterday at a flat in Marsiling - from which their illicit operations are believed to have been carried out - and in the vicinity of Ang Mo Kio.
Among them was a couple - a 22-year-old man and a 17-year-old girl - believed to be the masterminds of the syndicate.
Items such as laptops, mobile phones, ATM cards, Internet-banking devices and bank books were also seized.
During a press conference held yesterday at the police headquarters in New Phoenix Park, Deputy Superintendent of Police (DSP) Aileen Yap, who is deputy head of investigation at Ang Mo Kio Police Division, said that the "female subject would befriend potential victims online and gain their trust through chats".
This was conducted on popular Internet website Alamak.com, where webcam chats would take place between them.
Once a victim's trust had been gained, the suspect would undress to persuade the male victim to strip in front of the webcam. The suspect would then record it, DSP Yap added.
The suspect would then threaten to circulate the footage online unless the victim transferred money to her.
The scam came to light after a 22-year-old man lodged a police report on Sunday, after being scammed of at least $97,000 over a nine-month period.
The victim had made more than 80 transactions during that time to various bank accounts provided by the suspects.
The police said two other scam reports made in February last year and early this month may be linked to the same syndicate, but at least two other victims have yet to make reports.
If convicted, the suspects face a jail term of up to seven years, along with caning for the male suspects.

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Yes, Malaysia Boleh

There wasn't much to blog about recently.

I didn't care about some local Singaporean MP got caught fucking his party mate. Nor I cared about some minister sending lawyer letter to another blogger.

What I still care about is being pissed of by some arrogant fucking sinkie.

The other day, I got an email from a supplier require us all sorts of conditions before they sell their fucking product to us. The email was obviously sent by a local Singaporean cocksucker even though the company is European.

The email ended: "... yadda, yadda, yadda, otherwise we would [it should be we "will", fucktard!] disqualify you [sic] doing business with us."

And this was the first ever email the fucker sent to my company. I was like "fuck you too, bro."

I fucking hate dealing with Singaporeans. Why do you cocksuckers constantly need to be a hater?

So it is with no small pleasure, I read the following news:


Malaysians are more satisfied in bed than Singaporeans

PETALING JAYA - Malaysians are more satisfied in bed compared to their neighbours across the Causeway.
A Durex Sexual Well-Being Global Survey found that Malaysians were also doing well in making their partners happy, with 89 per cent of men and 81 per cent of women saying their partners were good at giving them sexual pleasure.
All was not well in Singapore, according to the survey, with only 54 per cent of men and 62 per cent of women saying their partners were giving them pleasurable sex.
"Singapore is amongst the countries in Asia having the second lowest scores in this area," [You know why? Because you guys are fucking assholes and your women are fucking ugly [except my wife]]Durex said in a statement yesterday.

Thursday, February 2, 2012

Sure or NOT???!!!??

The piece of news below is so strange I don't know what to say.

* 72 years old still can get it up?
* 62 years old still a hooker?
* How the FUCK do you swallow a denture? [I know how HARD it is to do that, trust me.]



Man swallows dentures during sex and dies

A 74-YEAR-OLD man died after he accidentally swallowed his dentures during sex with a 62-year-old prostitute in Taiwan, reported Nanyang Siang Pau.
The man, known as Chen, had been living with a close female friend in New Taipei City after separating from his wife many years ago.
The prostitute said she had sex with Chen for 30 minutes.
She said Chen had got up from the bed, paid her and was about to put on his clothes when he suddenly collapsed.
"He fell back onto the bed. His eyes were open but he was not moving although I shook his body and tried to wake him up," said the woman, who called the rescue team.
Chen was rushed to the hospital where he was pronounced dead. Doctors later found his dentures stuck in his throat.

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

You can't even spell Yee Sang!

Yes that is correct.

It is Yee Sang. It was ORIGINATED from Malaysia.

It is not YuSheng. Some Singaporean cocksuckers just want rob our culture.

It is correct, 60 years ago Singapore did not even exist? If you go to Newton Circle, you will find a signboard that say ALL the food like char kuay tiao, laksa, etc apparently originated from Singapore.

I bet Chicken Kiev ALSO originated from Singapore hor? Some Cocksucker will come out and say (and fucking stupid SPH would print it).... "Yeah, actually hor, it was a Ukrainian living in Singapore 100 years ago that invented the dish, therefore, Chicken Kiev is originated from Singapore."

You have no shame.

You see, the thing that pisses me off is why do you have to have a label for everything? Yee Sang is just that. Why should it be "YuSheng originated from Singapore?"

You see what I mean?

Don't get me started on the fucking Singaporean cocksuckers that stop [and turn on the hazard light] on the shoulder of CTE before the ERP gantry to save S$1.

And don't also get me started on the fucking Singaporean asshole that tailgates me on KJE every fucking morning. Saving 1 minute of you time by tailgating me on your way to your destination DOES NOT MAKE YOU LESS OF AN ASSHOLE!

And don't also get me started on the two cocksuckers who fucked the same woman and didn't know about being two-timed. [Can you imagine eating her pussy and end up swallowing the other fucker's cum??? Eewww, nay, double Eeeeww]

Since they are such senior civil servants, they are supposed to be a bit smart right? Then, how come they got punk'd?

I know why. Because you paid them less than S$1 million a year. If you did pay them the same amount as your ministers, this would not have happened!!

Right?

I just can't wait to read the news about some Singapore cabinet minister being charged for SODOMY. Saiful, where the fuck are you when we need you? Then, double confirm must buy Toto liao.



KL restauranteur: Definitely not S’pore created Yusheng
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KL restauranteur: Definitely not S’pore created Yusheng
Pang Kim Hock of Sek Yuen restaurant in Kuala Lumpur remembers the traditional yee sang (Yusheng) gaining popularity here in the mid-1950s.
Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, February 1, 2012
Restaurant operator Pang Kim Hock remembers the traditional yee sang dish gaining popularity here in the mid-1950s.

“Only a few restaurants in KL served the dish then.

“I am not sure where it originated from but definitely not Singapore, because the popularity of yee sang spread from KL to the other parts of Malaya.

“And this was when Singapore was still part of Malaya,” said the 70-year-old who started out as a waiter but now runs the Sek Yuen Restaurant in Jalan Pudu here.

He said this in response to a suggestion by a Singaporean academic, who claimed on Facebook that yee sang originated from the island republic and should be entered into Unesco's Intangible Cultural Heritage list.

The claim has since been refuted by several Chinese associations in Malaysia.

The family-run Sek Yuen restaurant mainly serves Cantonese cuisine.

For decades, customers have flocked to the restaurant during Chinese New Year for its acclaimed yee sang.

“Our yee sang is prepared using the usual ingredients such as thinly sliced pickled ginger, green papaya, fish slices and five-spice powder.

“However, the sauce is made using a secret family recipe,” said Pang.

He added that while some modern-day restaurants have modified their yee sang recipes, Sek Yuen still kept to the traditional style of preparing the dish.