Friday, October 29, 2010

How to Probe An Asshole - From The Expert

Juicy details from The Asshole Case:

Saiful's rectum was empty, doctor tells court

"The doctor had generated a buzz in court earlier when he disclosed that there were some photographs taken of Saiful during the medical examination, right after saying there were stains on the cotton padding used to swab the youth’s rectal area for further laboratory testing.

Asked if it included Saiful’s genitalia, Razali said no."

"Razali, now with Hospital Universiti Kebangsaan Malaysia (HUKM), eventually admitted to it under Sankara’s persistent questioning, adding there was a danger of contamination and cross-contamination in a second probe.

He also said it was not easy to carry out the proctoscopy examination on Saiful, even with the use of a lubricant.

He related that it took him two tries to insert the proctoscope — a narrow, hollow and transparent cylindrical tube made of plastic that looks similar to a test tube — into Saiful’s rear end.

Razali said the first time he used a saline lubricant, but found he could go only a short distance inside; so he switched to a gel-based lubricant for a deeper probe.

Any sudden introduction of any instrument into the anus would likely cause injury to the sphincter, a sensitive body part, the doctor said."

The moral of the story: Keep your ass safe!!!

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