Friday, October 15, 2010

Too Fast Too Fulious?

The above mis-spelling of "furious" is intentional.

Ever seen one of these on the road?

This is a Subaru WRX STI. Invariably it's a 2nd hand car, driven by young Ah Bengs. If you go to Mycar Forum, you'll see a lot of these morons there. I'm not going to say much about the Ah Bengs except, most of them should have their licenses taken away and made to take MRT.

What I want to tell you is what these morons must have in their car. The boost gauge.

Gauges are supposed to provide you information. You use that information to make a decision, in this case, a driving one.

Now at what speed are these morons driving that they will need this information for a driving decision? First of all, they are too stupid to read the gauge anyway. Second of all, their driving skills are so miserable, the only thing they know how to do is switch lane dangerously at high speed. Thirdly, with that kind of driving skills, they should keep their eyes on the road rather than on the gauge, wouldn't you say?

My friend who is a real race car driver said: "please la, nowadays everything is displayed on the on-board computer leh."

Another thing is wassup with the blood group decal at the rear window panel?

Excuse me, do you think the ambulance in Singapore will carry bags of blood in all blood groups to do blood transfusion on the spot for you? "Give me a bag of AB negative, stat!!!" Yeah right.

Even, if you're rushed to the hospital, it only takes them 2 seconds to determine your blood group. So exactly what message are you trying to convey?

In case you have some shit like this on your car, please remove it. You fucking moron.

And oh, this is not limited to WRX people hor. The EVO la, the Mitsubishi Lancer la, the Hyundai la, and even the Ah Neh driving shitty Proton Waja commits the same crime.

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